羅 朝淇的部落格

朝會主席：今天要跟大家說明公文流程，
就公文的期望辦理速度，一般可分三種方面來判斷，

有一天阿強到台中去玩，跟朋友小龜借了一輛機車，便到台中市區去閒晃
突然在半路上，看到一堆警察在攔機車臨檢

有一個年輕人不小心吞下了一個乒乓球,急忙跑進醫院.
他要求只進行局部麻醉,以便能清醒地看到手術的全部過程.

某日上無聊的課的時候，阿熊閒閒無事，問candy…
阿熊：你喜歡姓什麼的女孩子呀？

Taiwanese people's English ability rankd 17th among the 20 countries with the most test-takers, according to statistics(統計) taken from 2006 test scores on the IELTS(International English Language Testing System).
The average IELTS score in Tainwan lags behind(落後) that of Japan and Korea-whose English-language environment and backgrounds are similar to Taiwan's-and also placed lower than Vietnam,Pakistan and Thailand.

Normally, a 40-year-old sandwich would be something to be avoided-unless you're one of millions who flock to(湧向)
  McDonald's each year to chow down(狼吞虎嚥) on a big Mac.

For centuries(數世紀以來), Red Square and the Kremlin have been the heart of Moscow.
But a 21st-centurydowntown is rising(發展), with skyscrapers set to reshape the image of Europe's largest city.

Britain's Prince Harry called Princess Diana "the best mother in the world" at a memorial service on August 31, the 10th anniversary of her death, that reduced hundreds of public mourners outside the venue to tears(使某人流淚).
Harry, who was 12 when his mother died, also spoke of the sense of loss(失落感) he and his brother Prince  William still feel, a decade after their mother was killed in a high-speed car crash in a Parisian tunnel.

Early last month, the government announced it was considering mandating(強制規定) the use of helmets for bicycle riders and introducing a host of(大量) other laws governing(管理) the use of bicycles, including regulations that require riding in the same direction as traffic and obedience to traffic lights.
As of the beginning of September, the new rules have come into effect, at least in Taipei.

Dear Annie:
Please settle a dispute(爭執) between my husband and me.